Adam: Okay, my turn. I thought that we could use this for our project. Fossilized ammonite. Seventy million years old.
Becky: Wow, that’s incredible!
Adam: Incredible as in…not credible? As in you don’t believe me?
Becky: Why wouldn’t I believe you?
Adam: Well, doesn’t the Bible say the earth is only six thousand years old?
Becky: But isn’t that sort of a metaphor? I mean, just cause I’m a good Christian doesn’t mean I can’t love science.
Adam: So, you’ll look past the Bible for a mollusk, but not when you see a play about two dudes in love?

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